I am sure most people have read the jokes about "And The Fight Started", but I am here to tell you that this one is a true life situation occuring in and around "A Friendly Shade."
The wife took a week of
vacation.
The husband had been retired
for ten year.
Day One –
Husband: “What’s for lunch?”Wife: “The same thing you have been fixing yourself for the past ten years.”
… and the fight started.
Day Two –
Wife: “Did you notice all the limbs laying around
that I picked up and hauled to the burn pile?”Husband- “I see a few you overlooked.”
… and the fight started.
Day Three-
Finishing up a task the wife wanted to do- enlarge
the garden. Only required a few simple
tasks; like, move some crossties,
relocate the fence posts, and haul a few loads of dirt.
Husband – “Do you go back to
work Monday?”
Wife – “ Are you ready for
me to go back to work?”Husband- “Yes!”
… and the fight started.
… didn’t even make it past “hump-day.”
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